MY GOD. went to New York New York for dinner. so there was this challenge...called the New York New York Yankee burger Challenge. whoever who can finnish this monsterous burger , meant to serve FOUR people , by themself, can get it for FREE! it's original price is $32.
as you can see from the picture...it's...really f-ing big.it's the size of 4 big macs!
sooooooo...Jing hui and Anson...bloody asses...i didnt wanna eat it at 1st...but they kept challenging me and say i gay and pussy dun dare to try....so.....i tried.lol.
the waiter came up to me , and directed me to this "super , ultra cool, greatest table of all" as claimed by him. i sat in this special seat , waiting for the monster to come out of the kitchen.
out it came , and ponk! on my table. i stared at it. the hamburger was...bigger than pamela anderson's buns! the plate was bigger than the plates people use to lor hei during Chinese New Year ! omfg. i was dumbfounded...it was... totally...out of control...it was really, really big....it was the 2nd thing in my life i have actually admitted that is big after my Monster C**K, as some of my AJ friends know.lol. i started out with the patty 1st. bit by bit , i chewed on the minced beef meat....after finnishing 4 people's worth of patty , i started on the buns. stread by stread , i wrestled with the bun.oooh the horror...the horror....
and, I FINNISHED THE 1.5KG BURGER IN A HOUR ! WOHOO VICTORY !
but wtf , there was a time limit man..ur suppose to finnish the burger and FRIES in an hour.shit. i wasnt full , but i didnt have enough time....so ended up have to pay for the $32.zzzz.
dang. my eating rate was too slow because...it was just plain disgusting to eat such an enormous portion of burger by myself.the taste just lingers in my mouth for a long time. yuck. and seriously , the burger is really...not very nice la.sian..... the beef patty taste like paper and the bread was....well if u wan to know how it feels go stuff urself with a loaf of gardenia bread at 1 goal....oh man...the sin of fast food..............................................
according to the manager , only 1 guy managed to gobble everything in 1 hour . the rest who tried didnt even finnish the burger.lol.so i am..kinnda 2nd in ranking!haha..
i know i have an enormous appetite...but after today...i must really watch my diet . i just ate a SUPER FATTENING , CHEESY , MEGA SINFUL BURGER FOR FOUR.WTH ! I ATE AS MUCH AS FOUR PEOPLE AND AFTER AN HOUR I STILL DIDNT FEEL FULL!
OH MAN. THE BURGER WAS MEANT FOR FOUR PEOPLE TO EAT LEH.WTF.
now i know why my friends say i got an enormous appetite. i am pretty frighten by myself too.lol.
all in all , was happy that i tried this out..although my parents werent happy in the end for my apparent waste of $. i didnt dare to tell them at 1st..but ended up feeling guilty and confessing.lol.
WAH SIAN. NOW I REALLY....DAMN SIAN SIA.I SEE BURGER...I SERIOUSLY DAMN F-ING TRAUMATISE...wah sian....i think i gonna abstain from handburgers for the next 4 years...
i just thought of this...i ate for today's dinner , tommorows' breakfirst , lunch and dinner! wah siao...i feel like camel.ohmg.i should totally do this often. maybe i can eat 2 days worth of meal next time. then save time dun need lunch.lol
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